Wasted Microwave

This is an emergency microwave panel we were dispatched to install and align with a COW set up in the Soulard region of STL. The COW was used to handle the sudden influx of calls when thousands of drunks flooded into the area to celebrate their "Irish Heritage" over St. Patrick's Day. It was a frigid and fruitless endeavor, however, because there just happened to be ten giant Cathedrals blocking the path. I guess the RF department couldn't see them when they reconnoitered the area from their cozy desks using Google Earth. They even paid someone to set up a crane and launch a giant red balloon to see if it could be seen from this location. All I could see was a drunk guy yelling at me from the street below.