Chin Whiskers

Pretty much everyone in our company has facial hair of some kind. 90% of us seem to have chin whiskers in particular. We didn't plan it, it just happened that way. Here is Justin. I feel that his chin whiskers are the most impressive of the bunch. Justin also has a mohawk, but he always wears a hat, so it's pretty much a moot point.
Justin has been a bit of a surprise. Before coming to work for USTS, he worked at an office supply wholesaler in South Korea. He was fired for several reasons. For one, he had a North Korean girlfriend, which is a big no-no. Another, more serious reason is that he was caught in the warehouse after hours, running an illegal stuffed animal export ring back in the leather recliner section. Since his return to the 'States and subsequent hiring at USTS, we have had nothing but exemplory performance from him.
Justin's love of stuffed animals is only eclipsed by one thing: Butyl. He also enjoys collecting Canadian postage stamps, used combs, and Taco Bell sauce packets. He fashions jewelry out of all of these items.
We appreciate Justin's hard work and, as a reward, have named him "Employee of Last Week," an honor previously bestowed on only one other individual. I forget who it was because he doesn't work here anymore.