This is Ted. Ted is our Safety and Training Coordinator (we made that position up just to make him feel important). Here he is in all his grandeur, supervising one of our latest Comtrain classes. Comtrain is a good time...that's why Ted's in charge.
Ted used to have this really cool Ford Lightning. I described it to others as his "Hot Rod Truck". Since he knocked his girlfriend up, though, he had to trade the Lightning in on a really sweet 4-door Dodge Ram in the BIG HORN edition. We're all happy for his girlfriend because, when the baby comes, SHE will be the one driving the BIG HORN and he'll be stuck driving her Ranger.
In his spare time, Ted likes to work on the house he purchased with his girlfriend from a close friend/client of ours. After moving in, we discovered that there was a half-way house less than a block from their front door. Don't tell his girlfriend.
In addition to working on the house, Ted likes to torment his girlfriend's idiot dog, buy new release DVD's from Best Buy every Tuesday on the way home, and see how long he can let his grass grow before someone complains. He is also fond of sleeping...anywhere, anytime. When he's had a few too many, Ted is the happiest person in the room. When we've both had a few too many, we like to decorate his sleeping girlfriend with lots of pretty--and permanent--colorful markers, then take pictures of her while she sleeps.
Ted finally disclosed the name of their soon-to-be-born son: Chaz Francisco Chaffin. His initials will be "CFC," so the ozone layer better watch out.
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