Skid Mark

Mark is a member of our elite "core". He was also IN the "Corps" for a few years. Although he is only four feet tall, Mark looks like a tattoo'd bad boy who could probably rip your arms off and beat you to death with them.
Mark's hobbies include video games, playing with his nephew, and driving slow in the left lane.
He was recently engaged to the sweetest girl in the universe. She is a massage therapist with magic fingers. He's a lucky guy.
Mark's claim to fame came late last year when he was sent out to climb a tower in a remote area of the market. When he returned, he had coarse brown hairs all over him and had a stong musky odor about him. He said he couldn't explain the hair or the odor, but got some good photos of the tower on which he had worked.
When we downloaded the pics, we discovered, with horror, that it was actually an 8' Sasquatch that he had climbed. I was so upset that he didn't know the difference between a tower and a Sasquatch that I deleted the photos and sent him out on his own time to complete the line repair he should have done in the first place. Some people will never learn.
Mark's favorite beverage is straight gin, warmed up in the microwave with a cigar garnish. He usually wears a long feather boa to work, unless it's extremely windy out. He alters his facial hair on a daily basis just to keep us on our toes. He has many body piercings, some of which can get you arrested in seven states. Mark's favorite come-back is "Ssshhh" and his favorite color is neon green.