The Author

That's me on the roof of a fruit market in St. Louis. I'm basking in the glory of another job well done. I'm kind of a specialist at our company; doing jobs no one else knows how to do. Of course it's really easy work, but I don't tell them that. I could probably teach everyone how to do what I know how to do in about five minutes. But then what good would I be? I usually sit at my desk, waiting for something to happen, then pawn it off on someone else so I can keep sitting at my desk, making myself look busy. I had a near mental break-down recently, which is why I went on vacation. I told everyone I was going to build a bunch of chairs, but instead I sat in my living room eating ice cream and watching kids television the whole time. I went outside once during the whole week, but only so I could get something out of the car that I needed really bad. Otherwise, I generally worked on losing my tan and getting my eyes used to the dark. My motivation is back now, having wasted a perfectly good vacation on cookies and cream.
My current plan is to not go insane. If I can get that down, I will move on to trying to get someone else to go insane. I've got my eye on Brandon. He deserves to know how it feels to be unbalanced for once.
Hobbies? Besides not going insane, I like to build things out of wood. I also like to shoot things and play Halo with my buds. I hate playing against little kids who have nothing better to do than Halo 24 hours a day. Punks. My greatest passions are photography and writing. I don't know which I like best, which is probably why this format works so well.
I hope you all enjoy what I'm doing here. It's the last step in my therapy...p.s. Kyle is the man.