Our Fearless Leader

This is Chad. He is the heart and soul of our operation. When not frequenting Hawaiian-themed parties, he can be found behind his desk, working diligently for the greater good...or sacked out on his cot in the back room.
Chad is married to his wife. Her name used to be Amy, now she is just "Chad's Wife". Chad is a polygomist. His other wife is USTS, not always in that order. Chad drives a big purple truck that is very loud and manly. He likes to say everything at least twice in quick succession, just to make sure his point gets across.
In the rare moments that Chad is not working at the office or at home, he can be found at one of the many local golf courses (playing only 9 holes, no time for 18), at one of the many hole-in-the-wall pubs with his wife's friends, or sitting alone in his basement, playing Halo with his buddies online.
Chad and his wife purchased their first home recently. They have a very nice lawn. Since Chad has been storing his riding lawn mower in my garage for 1.5 years, I think it's time he came and got it.
Always the optimist, Chad's signature phrase is "It'll be alright"...especially when it won't. We all like working for Chad. He's the reason we're all here. If it weren't for Chad, I'd probably be working for less money and more hassle, and so would everyone else. Thanks, Chad.