This is Matt. He doesn't work for us, but we pal around with him a lot. Matt holds the title of
"Biggest Halo Nerd Ever". To be fair, we're all
about as excited about the game as he is, we're just
a lot cooler about it. Anything that has anything to
do with Halo, Matt will collect. He has formed Halo fan
clubs on every continent, including Antarctica. Matt's
favorite, and most effective Halo tactic is to hide in
a corner with a sword until two Spartans happen by,
locked in mortal combat. Taking advantage of the damage
they've already inflicted on each other, he slashes in
and kills both before they know he was even there.
In essence, he steals kills, which is why we call him
"The Hyena".
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