Death Star Water Tank

They used us. They had us mount special stand-offs to "hold the coax away for painting," they said. We didn't ask questions because, as you can see, this thing NEEDS paint. Now we find out this was part of a diabolical plan for Illinois to invade Missouri. This is one of their primary weapons. We haven't figured out it's capabilities yet, but we're not sure how to tell the governor we had a hand in it's transformation. Even if we find a comparable water tank in Missouri and mount stand-offs the same way we did on this, we won't know where to go from there. I don't want to live in Illinois, it's weird there.