"Why are you pulling the trailer with your PERSONAL truck?" I asked.
"Why not?" Ted replied.
"Well what if your tailgate gets smashed by the trailer or something?" I asked.
"It's insured," he replied.
"Well is it covered if you're using it for work?" I asked.
"It's insured," he repeated.
An hour later, Ted called to inform me that, at the first stop light,
his load had come loose, rolled forward,
and crushed his tailgate.
Man, I hate being psychic.
TRUE STORYLESSON: BEWARE SHORT, OLD, GREY-HAIRED GUYS BEARING PROPHECY
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