Nick came in complaining that, after taking Ollie's advice, the siding had melted off of his house. "He said, instead of taking all those pallets to the dump like you told us to, we should take them to my house so I could have a 'glorious' bonfire. He said the 'glory of the fire would be mine'. So when it started burning, I thought 'man, that's really hot!' so I backed up to the house and it was still really hot, so I got up on the deck and it was still friggin' hot! I looked at the house and the siding was melting off!!! Yeah, Ollie, it WAS a glorious fire!"I can't make this stuff up. I guess it's a lesson in following directions.
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