Locate that Broke the Camel's Back

This thing has 11+ locates on it. You can hardly tell there's a tower under all that coax. You look at it and say "Well, that tower's full." Then they ask "Hey, can you send me a bid to build on this tower? It's going to get one line here, three here, four under there, and two more over here. You'll have to stack the Commscope like this and all these other lines like this..."
My response was "The amount we are willing to do it for is: SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS."

But Ted's reply was more professional "One MILLION DOLLARS."

They opted to give it to someone less qualified.