When Tube Socks Were SEXY

Yep, that's me back in the early 80's, kickin' back in

the sand pile with my dog, Duke.

Tube socks were really hot back then, but

it was considered "Super-Hot" when

the stripes on the socks matched the stripes

on the shoes.

2nd Degree Sandals

Playing in paradise comes at a price.

Will this be a constant and effective reminder

for Ted to wear sunscreen?

Probably not, but at least he doesn't have to

worry about the tops of his feet looking

sickly white again.

Engineers and Idiots...Sometimes the Same Thing

One reason we don't actually build towers is that

we don't want additional reasons for people to sue us.

For instance: Building a flagpole right next to a

GIGANTIC power pole is just asking for trouble.

Half-Naked Nick

We always strive to make sure our employees

are happy and at least somewhat comfortable

at work. However, Nick's ensembles keep getting

smaller and smaller every day.

Today, he walked in wearing a red Speedo and

flip-flops. At least they won't interfere with

his harness.

If he wears his ass-less chaps tomorrow,

I'm going to have to "crack down" on him.

Un-f%!*ing Other People's Screw-ups Since 2002

Justin and Nick, preparing to make room for Cricket's antennas.

Along with Jason Axley, they busted their butts to make sure

the antennas would mount in the proper can.

Then they were informed that Cricket changed their minds.

Money well-spent--by someone else--is always well-earned.

Important Managerial Duties

Sometimes, I get the feeling that the guys don't appreciate

just what it takes to run a market, especially after a

particularly rough morning of reaming their asses.

Here, Ted and I are hard at work, testing our new

digital calipers in a controlled environment to ensure they work properly.

The test concluded that Ted's head is slightly less round

than Charlie Brown's.